How to Work with Women

How to Work with Women

Women communicate mainly to nurture relationships. On the other hand, men communicate mainly to exchange data. So how can men and women coexist in the workplace, often spending 12+ hour shifts together? The answer can be found in a joke. What’s the secret to a great marriage? A big house. The key to working with…

December 22, 2018 | by

If You Want To Quit Your Job And Pursue Nursing, Read This First

I Disclaimer: I’ve worked in both Corporate America and hospitals, so I know what it feels like to have a useless job. My Time In Insurance When I worked in the insurance business, I was fascinated by how meaningless my job was. Entire weeks would roll by, and I would question if I was actually…

February 13, 2019 | by

FAQS (The Male Nurse Version)

I’m going to go over FAQs with no strings attached. In other words, I’ll answer the questions I wish I had the balls to ask when I was 18. How much money do you make? I started my career making $28/hour in CA. I now make approximately $50/hour working in my Per Diem job. Some…

January 21, 2019 | by

Is It Better to be a Male Nurse or Female Nurse?

If you want to know the answer the to the title, scroll down to the bottom of this post. Below is an analysis of the pros and cons of being a male in the nursing field. Advantages: 1. A male in hospital attire is seen as an authority figure, whereas a female in hospital attire…

January 10, 2019 | by

How To Deal With An Upsetting Profession

What? Am I saying that nursing is an upsetting profession? No! I’m saying something better: nursing sucks. Nursing is an extreme, emotional roller coaster. I wouldn’t be able to tell you how many times I’ve sat in my car thinking “I fucking hate my job. The charge nurse is a bitch and my coworkers are…

January 8, 2019 | by

Career Analysis: The Psychiatric NP

Why would anyone care about becoming a Psychiatric-Mental Health Nurse Practitioner (Psych NP and PMHNP will be used interchangeably)? If you want to be a player in the psychiatric prescribing workforce, I’d recommend the Psych NP route. Just how big of a player will you be? Here’s a breakdown of the number of different types…

May 30, 2018 | by

How to Get into Graduate School

So you’ve decided to be a CRNA/CNS/NP. You’re tired of toiling away on 12 hour shifts. What follows is a list of action points on how to get into graduate school for nursing. I got admitted into several graduate schools, and these are the strategies I personally used. I’ll give you a heads up: some…

April 27, 2018 | by

How to Pick Up a Nursing Job Right Away

  Is there really a nursing shortage? Yes, there is. But when you’re unemployed, the only thought running in your head is: “I thought there was a fucking nursing shortage! Why can’t I get a job?” Well, it’s probably because you’re googling “how to get a nursing job” and following the advice you see. Lots…

April 22, 2018 | by

How to Make Your Female Director Like You Within 90 Seconds

     “How are you Walt? I’m Trisha,” said a strange white girl.      I turned around with surprise. Trisha’s  smile was almost as big as her tits.      “I’m great! How do you know my name?” I replied.      “I saw your name badge when you weren’t looking,” she flirted.  …

April 21, 2018 | by

The Most Common Traps In Nursing

I want to discuss some of the most common traps in nursing for men. 1) Ass kissers will report your actions to the charge nurse.     “Hey man, what you did the other day wasn’t cool. We need to talk,” I said to my coworker.     Mark was a straight up pussy. He looked and smelled like…

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